Saturday, 8 December 2012

The Shoulders of a Giant Dung Heap.(Chapter 3, Part 4)


                                                                       

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Standing on the edge of her patio doors in full drag celebrity chanteuse Mary Mary called out for her beloved Chihuahua Mitzi who had,- between being let out for a ‘tinkle’ in her Swarovski collar and Mary Mary attaching her six layers of eyelashes and fetching Mitzi’s customary bowl of Himalayan Spring Water,- been snatched by a passing fox; Mary Mary’s evening was about to get a whole lot worse.


So, how does her tale relate to anything so far?  The incident that night will have immeasurable unquantifiable effects on the lives of others in a manner you would not believe possible.

I will attempt to connect 6 totally unconnected things and see if you can follow how I am able to make them all relate.

Mary Mary and Mitzi

Lord Raven and his two eldest sons Amarillo and Morado

The Bank of England,

The London Stock Exchange (The Old one)

The Hidden Casino, (within and between and under The Bank of England and The London Stock Exchange...called...well The Hidden Casino.)

Floy


This is a prime example of the ‘distracted taste’ or stories for those of the internet age who have the attention span of a fruit fly; or Lord Raven’s Tale with all the daedalian vagaries and vicissitudes required to reboot a comatose imagination and allow you to meander wherever Lord Raven’s fateful fate meandered before...well, his fateful fate.

There is indeed a conundrum, a dilemma, a convergence of two roads, one Faustian, the other ultimately sacrificial yet just- one of God’s mischievous games. A crossroad of choices down which either signals a loss. I urge you to think of times in your own lives when you have been thus torn.

Below, to hammer the point of the randomness of ‘distracted tales’ home, are two objects used for the purposes of our story to replace objects described and seen in both the book and the film The great Gatsby, namely shirts:

Gold Bricks. Like a smash and grab robber Lord Raven would return from long periods away at his work, accounting the vast sums made  at the Russian roulette tables at the Hidden Casino of which he had been made treasurer, and entering the door of his palatial familial home take ten paces into the living room and hurl a dozen or so gold bricks into the air. His thirteen then young children watched in delight as the bullion crashed in slow motion through the glass coffee table and dinner service onto the floor.

Silk Blankets. No part of the house was out of bounds for Mitzi’s bed and Mary Mary had spared no expense regarding the quality of material her canine companion would slumber upon; Imperial Chinese silk; a ragged tartan blanket would not do; too Scottish, a towel was too common, no Mitzi would be dazzled by the confusing sight of Mary Mary running about singing The Sound of Music throwing slow-falling not very comfortable fabric into the air.



You don’t have to have read the life of that tycoon Gatsby to realize that to him having a pool and a walk-in wardrobe was, if somewhat strange, a statement about his libido; throwing hundreds of expensive shirts in the air in front of house guests, with insouciant abandon was better than the morbid yet dramatic thoughts he harbored of diving out of a neighboring skyscraper into the shallow end of his swimming pool. Like our protagonists Lord Raven and Mary Mary he had become so wealthy he had forgotten that shirts were supposed to be worn and not thrown about in a contemptible display of that wealth.

By no contrast whatsoever both Lord Raven and the celebrity chanteuse drag queen Mary Mary were at the peak of their game and their respective shower of gifts were displays of their ample and prodigious cash flow, though at the time Raven’s Ideation Quotient was distinctly Citizen Kane and Mary Mary’s intuitively Julie Andrews. Proper uses for:

Gold Bricks, (read also, copper, aluminium, zinc, nickel, titanium, indium, rhodium, praeseodymium): To shore up, secure and act as guarantor for delayed and balanced reciprocity in the name of barter and peace; a currency under the aegis of which inferior ephemeral bartered goods such at straw mats, palm oil, yams and promissory notes such as money could be merrily exchanged with  otherwise hostile lands. Traditionally held by a person of seniority in age and rank having earned his respect through the garnered knowledge that should that currency turn out to be a mere rumor trade in goods would abruptly cease and all hell break loose.

Silk Blankets. Absolutely useless in the ensuing war and famine once a system of exchange’s basic currency has been hijacked by those not of sufficient seniority and garnered knowledge to know that a rumor of gold bricks can only go on for so long before people actually demand to see…well, gold bricks.

Where is the flow of imagination taking us in our tale? This common and dysfunctional use of both the brick and the blanket has to stop. And stop it does; Lord Raven’s two eldest sons Amarillo and Marado out with a drunken party of fellow students would meet up with Mary Mary out at night in a powder blue baby-doll night-gown and slippers looking for her Mitzi. In the coming weeks and months- as news reports of the violence inflicted on Mary Mary and the hideous witness statements of her death-by-drowning leaping from  Chelsea bridge to escape her homophobic assailants, her disappearance fueling a bonfire of horror stories of her last minutes in the public imagination, - Lord Raven’s favorite and most sensitive son Amarillo began to show signs of a nervous break down.

That Ofili’s The upper Room is based on Floy’s idea  gleaned from the description of the last supper in Lord Raven’s biography is no coincidence for it was at the dinner table at the palatial Raven residence surrounded by his thirteen progeny and in the height of his power that his son Amarillo, suffering visibly under the strain of guilt, confessed to being among the gang, which included the unrepentant Morado, who inflicted violence upon and the death of the celebrity chanteuse Mary Mary. In the interim between Mary Mary’s fateful encounter and the last supper a man she had been seeing regularly enough they were about to be civilly conjoined had been arrested, charged and found guilty of her murder.

Thus was Lord Raven’s dilemma; demand there and then that this matter never be spoken of again by the members of his family assembled and let an innocent man serve a life term for the death of the celebrity Mary Mary while watching his favorite son’s mental state decline irreparably before his very eyes, or hand his own sons over to the police. For three days he brooded in his chair in a dark corner while his family, having never seen him so drained of cheer, whispered and tip-toed about. Then, one evening Lord Raven stood up and left the house.


Lord Raven returned late at night to his tall-backed chair. He sat motionless for days wrapped in an ever darkening pall, his eyes stared out in a fevered glaze as his personality seemed to dim and shift out of focus along with his posture which seemed to crack and shrink into, and become part of the skeletal structure of the frame itself.; his work phoned on several occasions, still he did not move. It was the news,- the words of which, like a dull thud, somehow filtered down the extending corridors to the startled inmates of the institution in which he had his mind committed,- that Amarillo, in prison, had attempted to take his own life that sent Lord Raven into his penultimate tail-spin. His remaining children and wife around him, he stood up slowly and then, proceeded to cry out. A long wounded keening welled up from a source his scrawny frame belied. As suddenly  he rushed about the house smashing everything he could lay his hands on, things he had worked so hard to acquire for his beloved family and now, in his rage, grief and madness would have annihilated them too had his wife not gathered them up and ushered them out of the house never to return again. When Lord Raven’s tormented whirlwind had subsided he stepped through the debris of his empire and retreated to the upper-most room of his house.

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