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If we put the Gay Premier League Players, the Betas, Floy and Bill Gates off our shores altogether which one is the swimmer who could complete a path back successfully? Floy and Bill Gates, I dare anyone to deny, are not talented in that department. Lenin and MaCarthy had a sort of messianic gift that thankfully won’t disturb most of us in our life-time, and Floy, had a mind so left-field that he could probably get home by turning a flea into bait prized from his paw using himself as fly. Or are you all utterly oblivious to the obviousness of that fact.
But what unruly person hitches his dingy to others’ extra-curricular universality. The Betas, for reasons I cannot to explain, got linked to the hamburger. Without the hamburger, the Betas might still be well and not have been, individually, torn apart. “I was immensely unlucky” Bill Gates said " Mr Badwill, once again, had me cornered. 'Please, please believe me, I am not an iota as brilliant or entrepreneurially out-standing as your obsessive fixation on me would have you believe!' I shouted. I understand now that I lacked, unfortunately, the requisite meanness to have him drowned in the Piranha pool in 1968 ”.
Out-and-out liars viewed from afar are unusually tiny because they have decided to kind of opt out of being strained through the colander of scrutiny and benefiting from analysis. The Gay Premier League teams no longer return Mr Badwill's calls, so to suit his statistics he began to desire to be close to, and started following, a list of individuals he had already drawn up during the first year, nay months after his birth; seventy of the richest people in history since he began recording wealthy human beings. In an old Wal-mart exercise book he calculated, before he reached ten, what each person was worth using currents as 50.000 US dollar bills. he began with Egyptian Pharaohs then moved on to European royalty including kings and queens, not letting a cent pass, then gazillions of dollars later, American billionaires.
(List stolen prior to publication by Oscar Charles Denton, aka, OCD, who because of his love of lists and kleptomaniacal tendencies, is himself now on a list of wanted criminals. He is of dual West-Indian and English Caucasian heritage, sporting an undefined mal-combed ‘fro. He dresses a way lot younger than his age. He is to be seen around the properties of statisticians and historians or anyone compiling data on anything whatsoever, anywhere.)
Do you know what would have been interesting about the list had it not been stolen? That Mr Badwill has spent an astonishing fourteen years in America and elsewhere hunting for the seventy-five richest people on the planet only to slowly realize that all of them were no longer...well, on the planet. Think about it if you care. No historian he spoke to, beginning with those professed experts in the extraordinary history of human wealth, even hinted that less than 20 percent of the Cleopatras and Pharoahs of Mammon on his rich-list were dust, and that there was not a single one who was willing to let him approach them to ask how he would go about generating wealth from their legacy and become the single richest person in this country and in every corner of the world!
- John D Rockerfeller
- Andrew Carnegie
- Frederick Weyerhaeuser
- Jay Gould
- Marshal Field
- George F Baker
- Hetty Green
- James G Fair
- HenryH Rogers
- J P Morgan
- Oliver H Payne
- George Pullman
- Peter Arrell Brown Widner
- Philip Danforth Armour
What are the facts? It’s a no-brainer. In the 1800s the systematic use of slaves changed the American economy dramatically. It has recently emerged since 9/11 that the broken bodies of hundreds of thousands of Negro slaves lay in mass graves deep below New York ’s Streets, buildings and railroads; this transported free labor all for the illustrious fellows listed above, built Wall Street. (Serious NB: Thankfully, these remains RIP, have now been repatriated to Africa.).The harnessing of a human work-force for manufacturing on an industrial scale had begun by these earnest men. It was when the rules of traditional morality mal-functioned that labor could be broken and replaced. What this list says is that, like arms dealers and oil barrens today, it really matters how cold you are prepared to be to transform yourself into something really happening.
Should you have the misfortune to have come into the world late you would have been too young to take absolute advantage of the abundant free labor to hand. Should you have come into the world around 1820 you were too old and your mind had set into a state of paranoia and was shaped by internal civil war.The narrow nine to ten-year window of your mid-life crisis offered a clear view of the complete lack of possibilities the future held. Of all the fourteen on the stolen list above none could see a life worth living in which true visionary talent had a place. Like the Gay Premiers Soccer League, born in the Homo-Counties, they were beneficiaries of hampering advantages.
Now let’s see how Floy and Bill Gates fared under analysis.
Inmates at Silly Home Valley
For the less-than-physically-and-racially perfect subscribers to Popular Eugenics, this early soft-peddling headline was the dawning of the ideas behind Lebensraum, and it was a revelation of horrific Biblical proportions. Hitherto, culling had been a simple matter of mass murder which was an expensive way of sorting out supremacists from every one else. Hacking ones’ guts up into a small electronic device was an inexpensive way of culling the useless and ordinary and one could now dream of a time and a day when enough would be culled that, in a few years, one would find oneself completely alone.
Thankfully, for Mal-Combed Badwill that day can still be looked forward to.
January 1975 would see Badwill's fledgling personal appearance, then at a phenomenally young age, to lecture on the advantages of culling. The principal players of the age gathered, on consecutive days, to hear him at The Rockerfeller Center and at Carnegie Hall.
“As a person in early mid-life in 1975, you would have already been expected to have out-lived your usefulness of that life; there would have been no place for you in my vision of a hard new world”. Said Melina Mercouri, top executioner at Project Runway and head of Greeces' neo-eugenics program Gilded Spawn. “There we were a companionship of aspiring multi-billionaires in the main-frame of youth and Caucasian-hood, and as part of this fellowship, you kept thinking, ‘Why let old codgers, mulattoes, blacks, Hispanics, Jews, Muslims and gays screw things up, this is our revolution?’ Old people, mulattoes, blacks and Hispanics, Jews and gays were subsequently blinded; they were allowed to go on living but their opportunity of becoming zillionaires and be of any importance in the world was eliminated.”
It may appear to be a pie-in-the-sky paranoia to say if you were not white and a college graduate you did not belong; but you didn’t. If you did you could take any ones house, wife and baby, because in the hard new world, you had no time between your position as a door-to-door salesman of the $39 Sterility 8800, and preventing everyone who was made to buy it reaching pension age.
By the same token there was a trough of fear towards the young too. You wanted your feet on the ground and had to constantly check for high school graduates lurking under your shoes. Those born earlier than 1958 had already been eliminated, in other words literally blinded by the revolution; the ideal specimen was twenty or twenty-one, which signifies two birth years of the blooming of human excellence, 1954 or 1955.
Entrapping Bill Gates to help Badwill test this theory Gates said, “I wish I had never been born”.
Bill Gates; October 28, 1955
No egg-timer on earth could stop at such a supremely sublime date! Gates is the Gay soccer player born in the Homo Counties. Along with his second best friend, (I, of course am his very best friend),he hung about in the billiard room at Life=Eminently Square waiting for me with pool cues along with other members of Incremental Scams Limited. Again, the great man’s birth date?
Bill Gates; October 1955
The third most powerful man, next to Jesus Christ and God has been clocking up 2000 hours on a daily basis as the most revered salesman turning the world soft selling his wares. Who is this man?
Bill Gates; October 28, 1955
Lest you forget for one second the God-like man that is Gates, let’s forget Steve Jobs, the co-founder of Apple. Disliking Gates for Jobs, who is not even from a rich family and not a Midwichian, is as impossible as disliking Floy. Investigations have brought to realization bits of Hamburger brought up from the bottom of the Mounting Yew Swimming Pool, California , in a neighborhood now down-at-heel with ingénues working for a pack of harlots, built on the crack of San Francisco , which is, not absurdly enough, the address of Silly Home Valley
In one of many biographies, His Rise in My Fall, Jobs admits that he is merely an ‘incidental milliner’ and this insight into his childhood obsession with hats tells us that Jobs' formative years were absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. He
attended evening classes with the pack of harlots and while hat making listened to them talk about the mysterious bout of electrocutions at the local swimming pool. Furthermore Jobs, while steaming yet more felt in his trademark fashion, would also hang out with their ingénues in order to hear yet more of the latest gossip on the drownings. Once, he openly accused one of the pack of harlots after he planted spare parts at her workshop station. Having built a reputation, through wild accusation and fear, as top ingénue he was able to get the whole assembly line of the pack of harlots to become fascinated with, and then design his own hats.
Another light bulb moment! What became of the harlot found with the spare parts? The prison gates closed behind her and she was forced to not only buy time-shares in the penitentiary in which she was incarcerated (sound familiar) but also, along with her fellow prisoners, make clothes for the fashion maestro Giorgio Armani, or, she was told, she would never see her thirteen year old child again. And when was Gates born?
Bill Gates; October 28, 1955
Another pusher of wares that is turning everyone soft was Messer Schmidt who organized Love-Ins at Silly Home Valley
Bill Gates; October 28. 1955
It would be mean of me to put forward the idea that every phenomenally rich person, who sells wares that turn every body soft, will end up at Silly Home Valley for the Titanically Insane should they find themselves born outside the chrono-digital figure for greatness, 28,10,1955... but I am. It would be pretentious to say that my success was based on merit; as an individual there is nothing in my background, however far back or hard one scrutinizes, to suggest that I am able to grasp even the most rudimentary elements of talent. The above are tall stories about people seized, and worked hard by opportunists, and who happened to come of age at a time when scouts were out seizing that particular age-group and could get a reward from the rest of society. Your success is not your own, as are none of the products in the world in which you grew up in.
Hey, we almost overlooked Floy! If he had been a tiny bit older and a tad mangier he would not have been stolen from murdered parents in the jungle to live a life of enslavement in the 10.000 Hour Monkey Typing Pool. Floy, the socially anorexic computer messiah could still be out there in the jungle playing with others, and being part of nature’s wonderful biodiversity. Had his arrival been timed wrongly then you would not be staring at a tiny window wondering, friendless and bewildered, exactly how fate conspired to turn the internet into your only life-support system. Once again. Floy, the socially anorexic computer messiah could still be out there in the jungle playing with others, being part of nature’s incredibly dwindling biodiversity.
When was Floy born?
Floy: Hard to tell; monkeys don’t bother to keep records in the wild; they’re to busy having fun.
Let’s go on about Floy, if only to say that after he went berserk he went on to invent the perfect Sun Screen for his old skin condition and this became his most important companion at Silly Home Valley
Bill Gates; October 28.1955
Bill Gates; October 28. 1955
Bill Gates. October 28. 1955
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